These shoes are made for walking...

Tuesday during my routine visit to Best Buy for the week's recent releases, I spotted these high heels in the parking lot. Normally I do not play the part of a pervert by aiming my cell phone camera to capture images but this was different: Not because I was attracted or enjoyed her legs---so far from the case. This woman obviously strapped on those high heels for the first time that Tuesday morning.

Stolling from her car to the entrance door, she stumbled and buckled like Bambi the first time he and Thumper discovered the frozen pond. My ankle instantly began swelling with every agonizing step delivered towards the entry way. She was probably mid-40s and six foot. The balancing act however made her appear ten feet tall and age 12. I was astonished to say the least.

In conclusion, high heels are a wonderful addition to an outfit only if a balancing pole is not required.

I am uncertain what became of Miss High Heels following this photo. While exiting however I do recall an overhead announcement---"Clean up toppled display cases on aisle 9...10, 11,12."

Hmmm...I wonder if her name was 'Bambi'?